It's DADT time in the US of A

Meaning they're going through the Don't ask, don't tell policy initiated by the Clinton administration in 1993. Earlier this week we heard former US General John Sheehan blame the Massacre in Srebrenica on the gays in the Dutch military.

Today I woke up to find this tweet from CNNbrk (CNN breakning news) "Gays and straights shouldn't share quarters, Marine Corps commandant says"

While we're at it why don't we make gays sit in the back of the bus and drink from different waterfountains. It could be contagious! Who knows how many I recruited/contaminated back in Basic Military Training.

Hey! Where's my toasteroven???