A scene from Paradise Hotel...

Paradise Hotel, well I guess you know the concept, is currently airing i Norway. And as usual stupid youngsters compete in being drunk, sex fixated and ridiculous.

This year a bisexual woman was casted to make it "interesting". Any way that's not the point. A couple of nights ago two girls almost had sex. Again, not the point...

Here it is. What's wrong with this picture?

picture from some webpage

What the fu¤% is up with the shoes? I'd like to quote The Real Girl's Guide to Everything Else: we're the real kind, not he porn kind.

What would Bette Porter do? Part II

Picasso had a down period in the early 1900ies. He asked Bette Porter what to do.

picture from l-word.com

She told him about cubism...

Le guitariste

What would Bette Porter do?

Yesterday I was out having a beer with my girlfriend. A choir happende to be there after having completed a performace in a church. All fine and well. But after a while they started singing and it was annoying as hell!

And it came to me! What would Bette Porter do?

Picture from bebo.com

My guess is she would get up, walk over and tell the chior that this wasn't good enough culture for her precious Angelica's ears and tell them to shut the f*** up!

What do you think? I bet she could kick Chuck Norris' ass!