What did I do to deserve this?

Once in a while I check the spam mail in my inbox. I usually just delete them, but today I stopped and studied the subject line in these mails.

And what the heck did I do to deserve that? They obviously don't know me very well...
Here are the mails:

• All men wIsh It was large
• Gain more lenght
• Bigger c0cks get the hottest chicks
• More powerful erections
• Small manpart? ForgetExtenze
• As seen on television

Ah! Thank you. Last time I checked I didn't have a di#¤...

"Like"

I am, in fact a big Facebook whore. But this great sociale network is starting to annoy me more and more. Well, it's not Facebook per se. It's more the people using it...

People never cease to surprise me when it comes to what they reveal in their status updates. And I'm often surpised (read: shocked) when it comes to what some people regard as interesting for others to know. I've noticed that those with children are in a leauge of their own... John did this, John did that, John we love you, John no longer uses daipers. Blah blah blah.
- Save it for the grandparents!

But what the hell is up with the "like" flying around Facebook? For example: "Grandpa passed away last night. I miss you already. Love you" And few minutes later some moron presses "like".
What is it exactly that you like? Jeez! Condole and say you're sorry like the rest of the world, don't "like" something just because it there's a button for it.

Jerk.

A scene from Paradise Hotel...

Paradise Hotel, well I guess you know the concept, is currently airing i Norway. And as usual stupid youngsters compete in being drunk, sex fixated and ridiculous.

This year a bisexual woman was casted to make it "interesting". Any way that's not the point. A couple of nights ago two girls almost had sex. Again, not the point...

Here it is. What's wrong with this picture?

picture from some webpage

What the fu¤% is up with the shoes? I'd like to quote The Real Girl's Guide to Everything Else: we're the real kind, not he porn kind.

What would Bette Porter do? Part II

Picasso had a down period in the early 1900ies. He asked Bette Porter what to do.

picture from l-word.com

She told him about cubism...

Le guitariste

What would Bette Porter do?

Yesterday I was out having a beer with my girlfriend. A choir happende to be there after having completed a performace in a church. All fine and well. But after a while they started singing and it was annoying as hell!

And it came to me! What would Bette Porter do?

Picture from bebo.com

My guess is she would get up, walk over and tell the chior that this wasn't good enough culture for her precious Angelica's ears and tell them to shut the f*** up!

What do you think? I bet she could kick Chuck Norris' ass!

It's DADT time in the US of A

Meaning they're going through the Don't ask, don't tell policy initiated by the Clinton administration in 1993. Earlier this week we heard former US General John Sheehan blame the Massacre in Srebrenica on the gays in the Dutch military.

Today I woke up to find this tweet from CNNbrk (CNN breakning news) "Gays and straights shouldn't share quarters, Marine Corps commandant says"

While we're at it why don't we make gays sit in the back of the bus and drink from different waterfountains. It could be contagious! Who knows how many I recruited/contaminated back in Basic Military Training.

Hey! Where's my toasteroven???

Rødt, hvitt og skrått

Update: sorry about the broken links. They are no available abroad.

Rødt, hvitt og skrått (Red, White and Queer), is both a book and a four episode documantary about being gay in Norway.

You can watch the episodes her (hopefully).

"En annerledes barndom" (A different childhood) is about childhood, growing up and feeling different, falling in love with a person of the same sex, being afraid of being "discovered" and the same many experience.http://www1.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/592470

"Ut av skapet og ut i verden" (Out of the closet and out in to the world) is about how young men and women emigrate to bigger cities as "sexual refugees". It also deals with the though process of coming out of the closet as gay or lesbian.http://www1.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/596799

"Den vanskelige kjærligheten" (The difficult love) is about gay and lesbian couples who've been together for a long time. This episode also deals with the ones who've tried to make it even more difficult for same-sex couples over the years. The episode also adresses HIV/AIDS and the church.http://www1.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/600004

"Mangfold" (Diversity) is about the diversity in the gay and lesbian community. Lesbians and gays are not one uniform group. We meet young and old, feminists, bears, dragqueens, the queers and a transgender person.http://www1.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/602334

All episodes are in Norwegain with no subs. But maybe you'll need to study up on your Norwegain skills (you of cause know about all the hot Norwegain lesbians)

What can I say... I liked it.
Enjoy